Exhausted being behind yet another smug
go-getter at the stoplight? They're probably
sitting there in front of you with their medals
still on. Way to go, Oprah.
- You've done the deep knee bends for the remote.
- You've done a crunch or two reaching for your
Now, for the first time ever… shout
back at those middle achievers with the sticker
that says it all!
COUCH POINT FRIDGE.
YOUR LIFE'S A MARATHON TOO, YOU KNOW.