Exhausted being behind yet another smug go-getter at the stoplight? They're probably sitting there in front of you with their medals still on. Way to go, Oprah. - You've done the deep knee bends for the remote. - You've done a crunch or two reaching for your beverage. Now, for the first time ever… shout back at those middle achievers with the sticker that says it all! COUCH POINT FRIDGE. YOUR LIFE'S A MARATHON TOO, YOU KNOW.